最笑话大全 爆笑段子

　 最笑话大全 爆笑段子

　最笑话大全 爆笑段子 一、 一直以来智商是我的硬伤，但身残志坚的我并没有自暴自弃，每天坚持背诵九九乘法表，今早终于成功地从食堂阿姨手里挽回了2毛钱损失，知识就是力量.

　 二、 中国的双人跳水，媳妇和老妈应该是最好的一对搭档，因为几十年了，她们总是同时掉水里。

　 三、 A：今天早上碰到一个葬礼队，边走边放歌，吓死了。B：放的什么歌?A：跟我走吧，天亮就出发………

　 四、 今天在火车上，对面坐两个小帅哥，20左右的样子。A：我渴了，你有啥喝的不?B：我妈买的，我也不知道，我看看。于是B从塑料袋里拿出了两瓶爽歪歪，A的脸瞬间就红了：尼玛你多大了，还喝这个玩意!还好我让我妈给我买了矿泉水!废材!说完打开自己的包。我看到…一板娃哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

　 五、 我在咖啡厅写稿，邻座一男一女在相亲。介绍人和亲属走了以后，俩人互相抱怨，都说是被家里逼来相亲，大倒春节逼婚的苦水。女的说咱俩互相帮忙就说好上了，省的家里再安排。男的说好，等下记得手机拍个合影。俩人越说越兴奋，你一言我一语全是如何假作情侣的细节规划。我心想你们结婚算啦，多般配啊……

　 六、 我的手机密码是圆周率后4位!

　 七、 今天下午去吃饭的时候遇见了平生第一个听到顾客说“生意兴隆”时回答“不用”的店主.......

　 八、 逢年过节，有个才艺是非常重要的，比如你擅长一两首歌，你有炉火纯青的一两个段子，你精通某一两个小魔术，你会某一种乐器，适当的时机露一手，都可以立刻出人头地。今天聚会大家都在表现，一个哥们啥也不会只在旁边尖叫呐喊，竟然获得所有在场女生的青睐。我突然明白这个时代，点赞，才是最好的才艺。

　 九、 下雨天，单位管仓库的阿姨对我说：“小刘，阿姨送你把伞。红黄蓝3个颜色，你选一个吧。”我说都是女孩子的颜色，阿姨说蓝的好，男孩子用的，我兴高采烈地拿着下楼，出门打开后就无语了，“七度空间”几个大字在伞上闪闪发光……

　 十、 便利店收银台前，一个萌萌的正太扯着父亲袖口问：“粑比粑比，为啥明明是160块，你却交了210块呢~” 男人慈爱地摸着儿子的头：“这样阿姨就能找回一张50块的，钱包就不会鼓鼓囊囊的啦~” 收银小妹也弯了眼睛，对正太微微一笑，递给了男人5张10块的……

　 十一、 话说打雪仗，雪并不厚，急死个人，看到一辆汽车的后车窗有一层积雪，就一点点细心的刮了下来...然后就看到一个女人躺在后座，一个男人骑在上面，两人默默的注视着我.

　 十二、 某女屌丝签名：“饥饿和饥渴重点在于黄瓜的位置。”

　 十三、 刚有人加我微信，头像是我照片，然后我说 你谁啊，头像干嘛用我照片啊。侵犯个人隐私知道不?说了好多，然后过了一会儿我妈给我发短信了，说我头像用你照片咋了?侵犯你隐私你去法院告我啊。。。。

　 十四、 等病好了就去看医生!

　 十五、 朋友正在睡觉。一个电话响起，说中奖了，苹果笔记本和13000人民币， 然后他操着一口的普通话和我朋友说快来领奖，然后各种烦人，朋友弱弱的告诉他，今年我都中了几千万了，我不在乎他那一两万，对方默默的挂电话了。

　 十六、 家里养着两只鸡，每天下一个蛋。过年了，主人每天都仔细观察，看看哪只鸡不下蛋，准备把不下蛋的鸡杀了过年吃。一只鸡对另外一只鸡说道：碰到这样的2B主人真是没有办法，要不我每天下两个蛋，匀给你一个吧，老公。

　 十七、 真正的兄弟，不管我们距离多远，不管多长时间没联系，那怕中间换了好几次手机号，要借钱的时侯总能找到你。。。

　 十八、 我曾经问过那些至今每天还穿“超短热裤、短裙”来上班的女编们，你们不怕冷吗?她们回应说：要是女生都裹得严严实实，那男生就会冷了()。

　 十九、 为了掩盖晕车的弱点，女朋友巧妙的选择了意外怀孕!!!

　 二十、 来参加表妹婚礼，竟然看到了比我还要帅的的熊孩子，呵呵。于是开问一套问题准备为难他，放几天假?语文考多少?数学考多少?班级第几名?果不其然，熊孩子现在已经惭愧的低下了头，窝在自己妈妈怀里，吃奶。

　 二十一、 今天做了鱼，吃饭时，给媳妇儿剔鱼刺!吃完饭后又给媳妇儿剥柚子!!!后来我对媳妇儿说：""老婆!你看我对你好不?媳妇儿说：""感谢的话就不多说了!我祝你好人一生平安吧!

　 二十二、 新来实习的男生大倒苦水：“唉!我也老大不小了，事业也起步了，咋还找不到女友啊啊啊!…” 一旁的御姐前辈打断他：“甜食你爱吃什么?” 男生一脸困惑：“有关系吗?我不爱吃甜的啊?!” 御姐前辈：“现在这时节，一个女生这样问，你却联想不到情人节，也不知反问。这就是你单着的原因。”

　 二十三、 美国人拍片波及整个地球，中国人贯穿上下五千年，韩国人拍片出不了三环，日本人就在家里拍!

　 二十四、 尼姑：高僧，贫尼法号“如年”请多关照。禅师：哈哈，一定，一定，贫僧法号单字“度”。

　 二十五、做人呢，要跟自己比，不要去跟别人比，你在羡慕别人又白又瘦又漂亮唱歌好听还会画画的同时，别人何尝不是也在惊讶你竟然那么能吃呢

　最笑话大全 爆笑段子 进步

　 对近三年中学生的作文进行抽样调查，发现中国人民在生物工程方面取得了长足进步。

　 据分析，作文提及的人物中，有%都长着“会说话的眼睛”。

　 时机

　 小明:“爸爸，我想要一部手机!”

　 老爸:“乖孩子，等你长大了再给你买!”

　 小明:“我好累啊，爸爸你背我吧!”

　 老爸:“乖孩子，你已经长大了，自己走吧!”

　 小明:“哦耶，我长大了，给我买手机吧!”

　 关怀

　 中午没做饭，而早上剩的只够一个人吃，爸爸妈妈相互看了看异口同声的对我说:“你吃吧!”把我感动得不行。

　 等我吃完了，他们转身去了饭店。

　 咖啡

　 朋友跟我讲解了好多咖啡的知识。

　 我好奇的问他:“你懂这么多，喝咖啡一定很讲究，你喝的什么牌子的?”

　 朋友:“一百元，九十九条。”

　 爱情

　 侄子9岁，小学三年级，喜欢同班一女孩，女孩也喜欢他，就确立了“恋爱关系”。

　 他常说:“有女朋友很无聊”，不知该干啥，明明跟普通同学没区别，又被男友名分箍住，不能跟其他女孩接触，感觉亏了。

　 然而又不敢分手，因为女方是劳动课代表，怕分手后不能做朋友，诸多不利。

　 这就是我侄子，9岁，一场骑虎难下的爱情。

　 暗恋

　 小学时候暗恋同班一个帅哥，那天上学路上遇见了他，我就故意骂他一句想引起他注意。

　 谁知这个逗比，追上来把我胖揍一顿!

　 黑历史

　 很久以后的某一天，你的孩子在社交网站上看到你更新的状态:今天我去看了爵迹。

　 他沉默地看着你，从此你再也没能在他面前抬起头来。

　 神曲

　 最近一首洗脑神曲的改编，特别适合有些人:

　 I have a girl，

　 I have a friend，

　 Ugh，friend’s girl.

　 鲜肉

　 和老婆挽着手出去逛街，经过一间学校，里面走出来几枚朝气蓬勃惹人爱的小鲜肉。

　 就在这些小鲜肉经过我们身边的时候，老婆突然说:“不用送了，我回学校了，爸。”

　

　

　Plenary Session of the 15th CPC Central Committee, two session of the five plenary meeting spirit, fully implement the Scientific Outlook on Development based XX youth career development planning in accordance with the" 11th Five-Year "," building a first-class team, with first-class team. First-class performance, the overall requirements of first-class image of the tree ", focusing on" human services, standardized management, work fine, first-class achievements ", give full play to staff assistant, supervision and inspection, comprehensive coordination, service guarantee, focus on the global and group work of the Communist Youth League in the city Municipal Party Central work, and strive to improve the decision-making ability, comprehensive coordination ability, writing ability, supervision ability, logistics ability, innovation ability, continuously consolidate and maintain the education on Party members'advancement activities and enhance awareness of the Communist Youth League education achievements, and vigorously promote the construction of civilization advanced units, units and staff home building activities, balanced, focused, pragmatic, innovation, high standard, high quality, high level, high efficiency to complete various tasks throughout the year.First, pay close attention to research information, efforts to improve decision-making servicesIn accordance with the "information reflect the information, promote the work of information leading work" requirements, adhere to grasp the team construction, mechanism construction and quantitative assessment, give full play to the assistant role of leadership, actively promote the innovation of research information development, and vigorously promote the research work of information to mention upgrading, efforts to improve the ability and level of decision-making.(a) adhere to the decision in the first place. To make the decision service as the focus of the work, participate in the point, and in the key place, in order to promote the democratization of decision-making, scientific advice. Based on the city's youth career "11th Five-Year" good bureau and the Communist Youth League work across the development, focus on the implementation of Scientific Outlook on Development theory and practice subject adolescents and youth work process of building a socialist harmonious society, pay close attention to the global, strategic, forward-looking major problems, grasp the overall situation, pay attention to plan and implement the specific tasks assigned by the leadership from the overall situation, think ahead on major issues concerning the overall situation, in-depth Study, grasp the dynamic, put forward suggestions, reflect in time.(two) adhere to the investigation. As an important way to firmly grasp the important link of scientific and democratic decision-making, focus on key leadership concern, concern and hot points of youth practice work, adhere to the practice to investigate and research, fully and accurately grasp the actual situation, for the leadership decision-making comes from practice, practical to provide first-hand information. To enhance the initiative, according to municipal Party committee leadership activities, week activities, in the "research" make great efforts to provide more targeted for leadership, predictability and effectiveness of comments and suggestions.(three) adhere to the information planning as an important means of expanding. The sources of information, through the network, the media and other channels, increase integration efforts the work of the Communist Youth League and youth information dynamic information resources, increase the information planning efforts to refine the Communist Youth League, and give full play to the role of information reference, to improve the quality of information as a fundamental, outstanding information work sensitivity and timeliness, timely, accurately, comprehensively reflect the municipal Party committee, municipal government, the Central Committee of the implementation of a major deployment, leadership attention, hot and difficult issues of concern to the masses and some important emergencies, timely provide all kinds of deep and valuable component of the following information. Continue to deepen the information research and information feedback system, information report system, information reporting system, information delivery system and information notification system, and constantly improve the information work of the assessment, incentive mechanism, improve the long-term mechanism to improve the information work of sustainable development.Two, pay close attention to contact and communication, efforts to improve the ability of comprehensive coordinationGive full play to a contact, pivotal role, coordination of the parties in accordance with the standard, efficient, high quality principles, firmly establish the principle of service, and effectively improve the level of policy theory, grasp the method of coordinating work, conscientiously do service leadership, service and Service Corps cadres.(a) do to actively carry out coordination. Upstream municipal Party committee, municipal government work report, and the central mission to understand, grasp the key ideas and working organs, targeted focus on reporting the work of mission, to focus on the city's superior league, major activities, attention, support and help.(two) do parallel coordination. To strengthen the contact and communication with the municipal departments, actively seek for the work of care, support, optimize the external environment. To strengthen the group work of the Communist Youth League and other provinces and cities, to grasp the work around the dynamic, active learning around the work experience, the effective integration of resources within the group, and the Communist Youth League career development.(three) earnestly grassroots coordination. Further increase communication efforts, strengthen the organizations at various levels to guide the work of the office and communication, to ensure the situation, reported lower levels of strength, and strive to the grassroots, inspired by the basic spirit of innovation, the formation of good ability of the league office work.Three, pay close attention to the quality of official documents, efforts to improve the ability to deal with textAdhere to high standards, strict requirements, careful attention to the drafting of the draft work, strict document drafting, audit clearance, proof reading and quality control, and strive to improve the ability to deal with the text, and the overall work of the service center.(a) earnestly. To further establish the draft document presentation system research, adhere to the practice, especially the drafting of important days and months multiplying, concentrating on the presentation of the research, understand the situation the situation, fully understand the intention of the leadership, to ensure the output, quality, and constantly improve the quality of manuscript. A manuscript quality appraisal system, the implementation of quantitative assessment, each quarter the comparison of office draft manuscript quality. Establish a reward system to reward the outstanding manuscript selection out, the wrong investigated persons responsible for the major errors.(two) strict master document quality. Strengthening document quality awareness, efforts in the drafting of documents, audit checks, printed all aspects of efforts, strict policy documents audit, content, format and procedures, adhere to the upper and lower check, and check before and after the check, ensure the document style format in the understanding of leadership intentions in place, ideas in the language in place, and strive to improve the quality of various documents.(three) a comprehensive specification document operation. To further standardize the document transfer procedures, emphasizing the precision in document processing, in strict accordance with the operating procedures document sign, registration, approval, distribution, handling, repaying, filing, ensure the document processing standard, accurate, and efficient. Especially to strict dispatch, strict audit document content. Strictly implement the document procedures step by step Shenqian, strict and unified file format, to ensure the normative document. Further the implementation of electronic document processing mode, the full implementation of OA office system, efforts to improve the work efficiency.Four, pay close attention to the work of supervision, efforts to improve the executive abilityThe city's major issues and focus on the overall work of the Communist Youth League to carry out supervision and inspection, insist on the idea, the handling of the key, efforts to promote the implementation of decisions, to ensure that government decrees.(a) on the center of focus on supervision. In accordance with the "grasp the overall situation, focused, practical, quantitative refinement" principle, conscientiously fulfill the supervision function, focusing on the important deployment, major decisions of the party will, secretary's office, department heads meeting agreed matters assigned by the leadership group, the book down and do the important matters and the regiment the key work to focus on supervision, to ensure that the inspection item piece is an echo, everything in the bag, to promote the work carried out smoothly.(two) grasp the key special supervision. According to different periods of work needs, focus on leadership, social concern, hot and difficult problem of youth reflects the implementation of regular and dynamic supervision of special work assigned by the leadership of the special work of tracking supervision, regularly held the Department responsible for the regular inspection work carried out inspection stage. 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The strict safety responsibility system, strictly holidays and night security duty system, strengthen the major work Moving safety work, to ensure safe and orderly.(five) to further strengthen the daily service work. To firmly establish the "rules as standard" point of view, whether do the text, do, act, or on duty, reception, security in strict accordance with the rules, according to the procedures, to ensure standardized operation. Take care of cadres of workers life, seriously deal with the party to do things for the project for the masses and actively improve the cadres of workers welfare. Strict management of vehicles, official vehicles. To ensure the implementation of office smile service system and first asked the first joint service system, the implementation of service complaints system, ensure the quality of service continues to increase.Six, pay close attention to team building, focus on improving the ability to open up innovationIn accordance with the "build a first-class team, with first-class team, a first-class performance, tree class image," the overall requirements, and vigorously strengthen the construction of cadres and workers, and promote the healthy growth of cadres and workers and all-round development.(a) establish the right work ethic. 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And values, the firm high political consciousness, firm political position, strict political discipline, strengthen the cadres and workers of political awareness, overall awareness, sense of service, efforts to form a diligent, efficient, innovative,Rigorous working atmosphere.(three) to carry out the policy theory of learning. To improve the office of cadres and workers pay close attention to the quality of training and learning, strengthen business knowledge and comprehensive

　Plenary Session of the 15th CPC Central Committee, two session of the five plenary meeting spirit, fully implement the Scientific Outlook on Development based XX youth career development planning in accordance with the" 11th Five-Year "," building a first-class team, with first-class team. First-class performance, the overall requirements of first-class image of the tree ", focusing on" human services, standardized management, work fine, first-class achievements ", give full play to staff assistant, supervision and inspection, comprehensive coordination, service guarantee, focus on the global and group work of the Communist Youth League in the city Municipal Party Central work, and strive to improve the decision-making ability, comprehensive coordination ability, writing ability, supervision ability, logistics ability, innovation ability, continuously consolidate and maintain the education on Party members'advancement activities and enhance awareness of the Communist Youth League education achievements, and vigorously promote the construction of civilization advanced units, units and staff home building activities, balanced, focused, pragmatic, innovation, high standard, high quality, high level, high efficiency to complete various tasks throughout the year.First, pay close attention to research information, efforts to improve decision-making servicesIn accordance with the "information reflect the information, promote the work of information leading work" requirements, adhere to grasp the team construction, mechanism construction and quantitative assessment, give full play to the assistant role of leadership, actively promote the innovation of research information development, and vigorously promote the research work of information to mention upgrading, efforts to improve the ability and level of decision-making.(a) adhere to the decision in the first place. To make the decision service as the focus of the work, participate in the point, and in the key place, in order to promote the democratization of decision-making, scientific advice. Based on the city's youth career "11th Five-Year" good bureau and the Communist Youth League work across the development, focus on the implementation of Scientific Outlook on Development theory and practice subject adolescents and youth work process of building a socialist harmonious society, pay close attention to the global, strategic, forward-looking major problems, grasp the overall situation, pay attention to plan and implement the specific tasks assigned by the leadership from the overall situation, think ahead on major issues concerning the overall situation, in-depth Study, grasp the dynamic, put forward suggestions, reflect in time.(two) adhere to the investigation. As an important way to firmly grasp the important link of scientific and democratic decision-making, focus on key leadership concern, concern and hot points of youth practice work, adhere to the practice to investigate and research, fully and accurately grasp the actual situation, for the leadership decision-making comes from practice, practical to provide first-hand information. To enhance the initiative, according to municipal Party committee leadership activities, week activities, in the "research" make great efforts to provide more targeted for leadership, predictability and effectiveness of comments and suggestions.(three) adhere to the information planning as an important means of expanding. The sources of information, through the network, the media and other channels, increase integration efforts the work of the Communist Youth League and youth information dynamic information resources, increase the information planning efforts to refine the Communist Youth League, and give full play to the role of information reference, to improve the quality of information as a fundamental, outstanding information work sensitivity and timeliness, timely, accurately, comprehensively reflect the municipal Party committee, municipal government, the Central Committee of the implementation of a major deployment, leadership attention, hot and difficult issues of concern to the masses and some important emergencies, timely provide all kinds of deep and valuable component of the following information. Continue to deepen the information research and information feedback system, information report system, information reporting system, information delivery system and information notification system, and constantly improve the information work of the assessment, incentive mechanism, improve the long-term mechanism to improve the information work of sustainable development.Two, pay close attention to contact and communication, efforts to improve the ability of comprehensive coordinationGive full play to a contact, pivotal role, coordination of the parties in accordance with the standard, efficient, high quality principles, firmly establish the principle of service, and effectively improve the level of policy theory, grasp the method of coordinating work, conscientiously do service leadership, service and Service Corps cadres.(a) do to actively carry out coordination. Upstream municipal Party committee, municipal government work report, and the central mission to understand, grasp the key ideas and working organs, targeted focus on reporting the work of mission, to focus on the city's superior league, major activities, attention, support and help.(two) do parallel coordination. To strengthen the contact and communication with the municipal departments, actively seek for the work of care, support, optimize the external environment. To strengthen the group work of the Communist Youth League and other provinces and cities, to grasp the work around the dynamic, active learning around the work experience, the effective integration of resources within the group, and the Communist Youth League career development.(three) earnestly grassroots coordination. Further increase communication efforts, strengthen the organizations at various levels to guide the work of the office and communication, to ensure the situation, reported lower levels of strength, and strive to the grassroots, inspired by the basic spirit of innovation, the formation of good ability of the league office work.Three, pay close attention to the quality of official documents, efforts to improve the ability to deal with textAdhere to high standards, strict requirements, careful attention to the drafting of the draft work, strict document drafting, audit clearance, proof reading and quality control, and strive to improve the ability to deal with the text, and the overall work of the service center.(a) earnestly. To further establish the draft document presentation system research, adhere to the practice, especially the drafting of important days and months multiplying, concentrating on the presentation of the research, understand the situation the situation, fully understand the intention of the leadership, to ensure the output, quality, and constantly improve the quality of manuscript. A manuscript quality appraisal system, the implementation of quantitative assessment, each quarter the comparison of office draft manuscript quality. Establish a reward system to reward the outstanding manuscript selection out, the wrong investigated persons responsible for the major errors.(two) strict master document quality. Strengthening document quality awareness, efforts in the drafting of documents, audit checks, printed all aspects of efforts, strict policy documents audit, content, format and procedures, adhere to the upper and lower check, and check before and after the check, ensure the document style format in the understanding of leadership intentions in place, ideas in the language in place, and strive to improve the quality of various documents.(three) a comprehensive specification document operation. To further standardize the document transfer procedures, emphasizing the precision in document processing, in strict accordance with the operating procedures document sign, registration, approval, distribution, handling, repaying, filing, ensure the document processing standard, accurate, and efficient. Especially to strict dispatch, strict audit document content. Strictly implement the document procedures step by step Shenqian, strict and unified file format, to ensure the normative document. Further the implementation of electronic document processing mode, the full implementation of OA office system, efforts to improve the work efficiency.Four, pay close attention to the work of supervision, efforts to improve the executive abilityThe city's major issues and focus on the overall work of the Communist Youth League to carry out supervision and inspection, insist on the idea, the handling of the key, efforts to promote the implementation of decisions, to ensure that government decrees.(a) on the center of focus on supervision. In accordance with the "grasp the overall situation, focused, practical, quantitative refinement" principle, conscientiously fulfill the supervision function, focusing on the important deployment, major decisions of the party will, secretary's office, department heads meeting agreed matters assigned by the leadership group, the book down and do the important matters and the regiment the key work to focus on supervision, to ensure that the inspection item piece is an echo, everything in the bag, to promote the work carried out smoothly.(two) grasp the key special supervision. According to different periods of work needs, focus on leadership, social concern, hot and difficult problem of youth reflects the implementation of regular and dynamic supervision of special work assigned by the leadership of the special work of tracking supervision, regularly held the Department responsible for the regular inspection work carried out inspection stage. Check or the implementation of the work, to the work of the special supervision and implementation.(three) innovative ways to promote the supervision. To further improve the effectiveness of supervision and inspection work, really play a role in promoting the implementation work. To further improve and perfect the supervision report system, inspection notification system, regularly carry out random checks of the supervision matters, to highlight the effectiveness of the inspection work, to effectively promote the work carried out.Five, pay close attention to daily management, efforts to improve logistical support capacityAccording to "do great things, do small things, start from the details; General requirements from the overall situation", pay close attention to daily management, enhance the foresight and initiative work, do the work of early prepara

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